What advice I would give someone if I was a dog

There are many things that I would tell my classmates if I was a dog. First of all, dogs can't talk to people, so pretend that we are all dogs in this instance. I know a lot about dogs because of my older sister, Cassidy. I can ask her a lot of questions about dogs and she can answer them for me. The very first thing that I would tell everybody is that we are color blind and we see in two-d vision. Then I would say that cats are really nice if you are nice to them first. I would also let everybody know that it is never okay to eat anything you see, unless your owner says that you can eat that thing. Another thing is if you are a hunting dog, never wander off and bust birds without the hunter's consent. There are many things that dogs would tell each other. This is just what I would tell them.