"We need backup. Send reinforcements IMMEDIATELY!!!! aaaaahhhhh....."
Two weeks later.
"Those are the sounds that came from the asylum in January of 1945. Four of the most elite marines, torn to shreds by some hidden entity. The asylum was named Verrucht after the incident. We only found three bodies. The fourth man had to have escaped. Where are the three who I captured last month. Hah, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and you Mexican.We shall go back to Der Reise (the giant in German) and run more tests on you".
At the Der Reise factory, near Bresleau, Germany.
ZZZZZTTTTT
"Yes, I have successfully teleported a human being! Now that I don't have to deal with Nikolai's excessive vodka drinking habit, I can get back to work."
Meanwhile, in America.
Nikolai has been teleported to New Mexico.
"I have been teleported here for what reason? Who knows. Third wife came from here, I think, but I shot her with a shotgun. Spas-12 to be exact. Now, to find my way around. This is not like Russian soil or German lands. It must be America."
"Stop right there you fool, why is a Russian inside the Roswell Air force Base? There are aliens here that you can not see. Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that. You heard nothing. What is your name, and why are you here?" said an unsuspecting U.S. soldier.
"I am Nikolai Belinski, and I was teleported here by Doctor Edward Richtofen. His location is in the Der Reise factory near Bresleau, Germany. Now I have told you all I wish to. Give me vodka."
"I have a plan for you, I will give you vodka if you kill Richtofen."
"Deal, now do what you must, I am on a vodka low. I haven't had a bottle for about six hours. I think I might die!"
Back in Germany.
"Where is Nikolai? He has been gone for three hours, and I need him to come back so I can show Maxis my invention.......Peter, get me a walnut. I need it so I can impress Maxis. I need a pay raise.We must win this war. By the way, Peter, how is the Wunderwaffe DG-2 project going?"
"The weapon is actually ready for testing doctor. I will show you right now."
"Peter, this is exactly what I did not ask for. It has to shoot electricity, not farts. Start over, but keep the design. It is cool."
Back in New Mexico.
Nikolai has been placed on a table with equipment that will give him powers to have all powers.
"Okay Nikolai, are you mentally prepared for this?"
"Yes I am. Do it. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Whoa, it worked. Nikolai, you are the first Russian to have American powers in you. Now teleport to the factory in Germany, kill Richtofen, and free Takeo and the mexican."
"The Mexican is dead. Richtofen replaced him with the survivor of the Verrucht incident."
"Even more reason to kill him. Go now and end this madness."
Back in Germany, again.
ZZZZZTTTTT
"I am back Richtofen. I have come with an urgent message from the Americans."
"What is it drunken man?'
"Don't call me that. Anyway, I have a note for you."
As they walk closer, Nikolai throws his hunting knife at Richtofen, hitting him in the leg.
"Augh, why did you do this to me? This knife is coated with, vodka, wait a second."
"Pop goes the weasel you German mad man, with the honor of the Emperor, I will smite thee."Takeo roared at Richtofen. He was too late. Peter walked in right at that moment. He came to show Richtofen the DG-2. He shot Takeo with a bolt of electricity. Takeo flew back, only to be knocked unconscioues. Richtofen was amazed.
"Wow. It worked. Now I can finish my, procedures to have this deployed in the German Army. Our Whermact will destroy the Russians."
"Not so fast you slimy pig doll of a German. The Nazis will have their downfall, and the Allied powers will have victory. No offense Takeo, even though he cannot hear me. Now you will die!"
Richtofen shot Nilolai with the DG-2. The electricity had no affect on him because he had powers. He was now a superhero. The Americans forgot to tell Nikolai that the powers would way off after a certain amount of time. Nilolai started to feel weak. He picked up a Porters X2 Ray Gun from the desk by his side.
"Now, German, prepare to be destroyed by a mega high level of nuclear radiation."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
BOOM
Richtofen now lays on the ground with his skin rotting from the radiation. Peter, in one last attempt to continue the Nazi domination of Europe, unleashed the horde upon the group. Nikolai grabbed Dempsey and Takeo and took them away from the factory.
"Now we have to deal with horde of zombies. That's okay, I like killing German things."
ZZZZZTTTTT
"Yes, I have successfully teleported a human being! Now that I don't have to deal with Nikolai's excessive vodka drinking habit, I can get back to work."
Meanwhile, in America.
Nikolai has been teleported to New Mexico.
"I have been teleported here for what reason? Who knows. Third wife came from here, I think, but I shot her with a shotgun. Spas-12 to be exact. Now, to find my way around. This is not like Russian soil or German lands. It must be America."
"Stop right there you fool, why is a Russian inside the Roswell Air force Base? There are aliens here that you can not see. Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that. You heard nothing. What is your name, and why are you here?" said an unsuspecting U.S. soldier.
"I am Nikolai Belinski, and I was teleported here by Doctor Edward Richtofen. His location is in the Der Reise factory near Bresleau, Germany. Now I have told you all I wish to. Give me vodka."
"I have a plan for you, I will give you vodka if you kill Richtofen."
"Deal, now do what you must, I am on a vodka low. I haven't had a bottle for about six hours. I think I might die!"
Back in Germany.
"Where is Nikolai? He has been gone for three hours, and I need him to come back so I can show Maxis my invention.......Peter, get me a walnut. I need it so I can impress Maxis. I need a pay raise.We must win this war. By the way, Peter, how is the Wunderwaffe DG-2 project going?"
"The weapon is actually ready for testing doctor. I will show you right now."
"Peter, this is exactly what I did not ask for. It has to shoot electricity, not farts. Start over, but keep the design. It is cool."
Back in New Mexico.
Nikolai has been placed on a table with equipment that will give him powers to have all powers.
"Okay Nikolai, are you mentally prepared for this?"
"Yes I am. Do it. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Whoa, it worked. Nikolai, you are the first Russian to have American powers in you. Now teleport to the factory in Germany, kill Richtofen, and free Takeo and the mexican."
"The Mexican is dead. Richtofen replaced him with the survivor of the Verrucht incident."
"Even more reason to kill him. Go now and end this madness."
Back in Germany, again.
ZZZZZTTTTT
"I am back Richtofen. I have come with an urgent message from the Americans."
"What is it drunken man?'
"Don't call me that. Anyway, I have a note for you."
As they walk closer, Nikolai throws his hunting knife at Richtofen, hitting him in the leg.
"Augh, why did you do this to me? This knife is coated with, vodka, wait a second."
"Pop goes the weasel you German mad man, with the honor of the Emperor, I will smite thee."Takeo roared at Richtofen. He was too late. Peter walked in right at that moment. He came to show Richtofen the DG-2. He shot Takeo with a bolt of electricity. Takeo flew back, only to be knocked unconscioues. Richtofen was amazed.
"Wow. It worked. Now I can finish my, procedures to have this deployed in the German Army. Our Whermact will destroy the Russians."
"Not so fast you slimy pig doll of a German. The Nazis will have their downfall, and the Allied powers will have victory. No offense Takeo, even though he cannot hear me. Now you will die!"
Richtofen shot Nilolai with the DG-2. The electricity had no affect on him because he had powers. He was now a superhero. The Americans forgot to tell Nikolai that the powers would way off after a certain amount of time. Nilolai started to feel weak. He picked up a Porters X2 Ray Gun from the desk by his side. "Now, German, prepare to be destroyed by a mega high level of nuclear radiation."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
BOOM
Richtofen now lays on the ground with his skin rotting from the radiation. Peter, in one last attempt to continue the Nazi domination of Europe, unleashed the horde upon the group. Nikolai grabbed Dempsey and Takeo and took them away from the factory.
"Now we have to deal with horde of zombies. That's okay, I like killing German things."
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